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Joke of the Day

"If I asked you if you were dumb, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"

"Remember alcohol and calculus dont mix So don't drink and derive"

"Martin Shkreli in jail: ""Can I have an aspirin?"" Jail: ""Yes. That will be $197,000."""

"Step 1:Make pillows with""Love"" printed on them Step 2:Become a lawyer Step 3:Defend men who smother their GF with love Step 4:Become rich"

"What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn."

"Guess who i am I am a long object. You put me in your mouth and shake me. Then you either swallow or spit out white liquid . Yes, it is me your toothbrush"

"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me... She calls me her sixty second lover...."

"How do street drugs get into the prisons? Not really sure, but my best guess is that some assholes smuggle them in."

"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""

"What is the easiest way to get a small fortune? You start with a large one."