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Joke of the Day
"If Satan lost his hair... ...there would be hell toupe."
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"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"
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"A rapist made a pornhub account... His porn/stage name was Ben Dover"
"What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs"
"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."
"What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats"
"Never trust anyone under 30 lbs. Especially when it comes to driving directions. Babies are liars."
"What is the fastest mineral in the world? The malacheetah."
"Only a fraction of you will understand this*. *There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator."