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Joke of the Day
"So a. Mormon and a Catholic walk into a bar... And there goes your middle class."
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"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them."
"I had a girl come over last night She was a shy little thing and offered her honor to me. Being a gentleman, I honored her offer. And all night, it was honor and offer, honor and offer."
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"What's your view on lesbians? 1080p"
"People who talk about me behind my back discussed me."
"Dad says, ""College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."" A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad"
"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."
"People keep mixing up my jokes and my sex They groan at my jokes, and they laugh at my sex."