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"What's your view on lesbians? 1080p"
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"Do you know what comes after the ""just the tip"" argument? Balls.."
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"What happens if I make a cake with washing soda, not baking soda? You end up clean round the bend. Apologies for stealing the title from /r/science"
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"""Meh"" -apathetic cow"
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