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Joke of the Day
"Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll."
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"<gets pulled over> Officer- What's making all that noise in your trunk? Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So you're the one!"
"What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump? One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials."
"A man came into a bar... wait no it was a horse, a man came into a horse."
"If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your lifestyle"
"Need the most offensive team name possible for beer Olympics team. I believe in you Internet"
"Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13? It only had minor nudity."
"Poop in the sink Shit will solve itself."
"2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years."