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Joke of the Day

"I bet when Kanye was little he played tag by himself, then argued with himself on whether he was tagged or not."

"Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!"

"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."

"What's Mario's favorite fruit? Peach."

"What's the difference between a baby and A goat? When my goat died, I couldn't bring myself to eat it."

"I'm still disappointed that The Phantom Menace was never nominated for an Academy Award... ...for Best Animated Film."

"What's black and white black and white black and white? A nun rolling down a hill."

"My computer is a nympho at night Because any little touch turns it on"

"Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator."

"Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families."