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Joke of the Day

"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""

"Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste."

"What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them? Woops, tee hee."

"Duct Tape Won't Fix Stupid. But it will gag the sound."

"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"

"Why are spectators so happy with their jobs? Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

"[Knock knock] Who's there? Allah. Allah who? #***ALLAHU AKBAR*** [everything explodes]"

"Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!"

"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."

"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You know that she will definitely swallow"