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Joke of the Day

"And then the devil said, ""tell her to calm down."""

"Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers? He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. ^^back ^^to ^^work..."

"How do you reward a chicken journalist? With a poulette surprise!"

"How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, first off, it's called a lamp..."

"I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. ""Always needs a favor"" is calling, decline."

"im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's"

"Hi Officer I was pulled over one day and the officer looked at me ask asked ""How high are you?"" I laughed and said ""No officer, you said it wrong, it's Hi how are you"""

"There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over."

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"I wrote a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap"