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Joke of the Day
"And then the devil said, ""tell her to calm down."""
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"Don't you hate it when you're reflecting on life...... Then you realize you're a mirror. Thanks came up with this a bus ride I'll see myself out."
"Which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"
"What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance."
"""I made bank today."" - Inarticulate Construction Worker"
"What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. "
"What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!"
"Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point."
"The problem with a well balanced diet is the amount of chicken wings I have to eat that equals the weight of a dozen beers."
"I walked in to the library today... and asked if they had the new book on tiny penises. The librarian responded ""I don't think it is in yet."" I said, ""That's the one."""