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Joke of the Day

"Q&A Q: What did Norman Bates call his little sister? (You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)"

"A dyslexic guy walked into a bra."

"What do you call a film director with bad eyesight? Squintin' Tarantino"

"Ever heard the song Coldplay wrote about the American Civil War? It goes: ""When you try your best, but you don't secede""."

"Did you hear about the blond who got hurt while raking leaves? she fell off the tree."

"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"

"Did you hear about the elephant that orgasmed? It was all over town."

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop."

"In a crowded elevator, tell all the tall people they have to get in the back because you're going to take a group photo."

"How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!"