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Joke of the Day
"Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses? Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me."
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"Q. What is the color of the wind? A. Blew."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture of Jesus only needs *one nail* to hold it up."
"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."
"Q: Mom why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment dear."
"Just got out of the shower and lotioned up Unfortunately I'm not a chick so this won't get 624 faves"
"A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy"
"How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? Using the snipping tool"
"I was raping a woman the other night and she cried out, ""Please, think of my children!"" Kinky bitch"
"Man, you see that clown who's been spending all day hiding from faggots? No, havn't seen him? Interesting.."