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Joke of the Day
"""FUCK. It's only lettuce."" - What my dog thinks when I drop lettuce on the floor"
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"What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk."
"Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened."
"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."
"two muffins were in an oven. one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""its hot in here "" the second muffin turns to the first muffin and says "" holy shit a talking muffin"""
"Newton's Third Law of Emotion For every male action, there is a female overreaction"
"Always the barmaid, never the bar."
"Giant methane storms on Uranus phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"
"How to even in three and half easy steps. I literally can't even."
"Terrible music pun If a person were to have sex with Andrew Stockdale, would that make them a wolf, motherfucker?"