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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you trust girls? ...because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die."

"Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die? He was in de-Nile."

"[Serious] Can we stop making bomb jokes? Edit: Wow, this really blew up! Edit 2: Feeling bombastic! Thanks for the gold!"

"A recent study has found that women who are overweight live longer than the men who mention it."

"I wonder if Ninja-Siri wields Cortanas."

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"

"What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an "" old guys rule"" shirt and a hardy fist bump."

"What's up with black people? They're not black... And they're not people."

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"

"Why did the Jews board the trains to Auschwitz? The tickets were free."