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Joke of the Day
"I almost got knocked out by a couple of celebrities recently.... Talk about seeing stars."
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"I had falafel for lunch... Now I feel awful."
"I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms."
"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone"
"What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing? A *Mass Debate*"
"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to change in a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"""Only God can judge me"" People who've never been to Whole Foods."
"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"
"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."
"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""