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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!"
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"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"
"What makes teaching gender studies so great ? ready pool of girls with daddy issues"
"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my hole weak."
"If I had a pound for every time i misunderstood an expression... I'd way a fucking ton!"
"What's the difference between the Earth and my sock? The Earth's crust is on the outside."
"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"
"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe, call in sick tomorrow."
"My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them"
"{Date} ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type WAITER: What would you folks like? HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?"