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Joke of the Day
"Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming."
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"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
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"How to start an internet fight: 1. Write a comment 2. Wait"
"Question starts with a Q... ...and ends with an E."
"Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa."
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"Dad: ""Don't you come back late midnight again... ...Otherwise you'll be coming back next year."""
"How do you say virgin in German? Goodentite"
"Wow the weather sure is getting cool *A cloud rolls by wearing sunglasses and smoking an unfiltered cigarette*"