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Joke of the Day

"So embarrassing -- I was scrolling thru an ex's old photos and accidentally liked one & then called her & told her I still love her & cried"

"Giving ""the silent treatment"" only matters to those who want to hear what you have to say."

"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."

"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"

"What do you call a pimp without a cane? A caneless pimp."

"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for an hour... ...But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."

"Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks"