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Joke of the Day

"Clinton is so crooked... She needs a Kaine for support. (Credit to: /u/medically)"

"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Genocider"

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? JESUS Jesus who? EXACTLY"

"Coffee: you haven't had enough until you can thread a sewing machine needle while it's running."

"Submit a joke This subreddit."

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and I'm going home now."

"I lost my mood ring last night... I'm not sure how I feel about that"

"[high school sex ed class] *scoffs* When are we ever going to use this in real life"

"Child protective services? Who's protecting the parents Huh? WHO'S PROTECTING THE PARENTS?"

"My girlfriend got her period today... ...and I guess, since I'm the adult in this relationship, I'm going to have to have ""the talk"" with her. They grow up so fast..."