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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
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"they say each cigarette you smoke takes 7-11 minutes off your life, last year i smoked 11,000 i dont look a day younger"
"Why did the console peasant cross the road ? To render buildings on the other side"
"Final words to David before surgery: ""If I don't make it? Swear you'll have me cremated & snort my ashes off a hooker's ass."" He promised."
"How do you know you've satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs. Edit: for everyone that isn't getting it, it means kinky sex"
"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."
"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"
"Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century."
"""Ladies and Gents"" That concludes our tour of the toilets"
"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""