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Joke of the Day

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"How many countries border Germany? Nein!"

"Gave up on my dream of being a murderer a long time ago. I leave long hair everywhere & everyone knows its mine without doing a DNA test."

"A city worker was removing a stray bar extending out in to a sidewalk at forehead level... Thousands of comedians pummeled him to death, and the jokes continued."

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"Today would have been my moms 50th birthday... but she was born in January."

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow redditor? [deleted]"

"The abortion train just arrived at the station. ALL ABORT! *choo choo*"

"Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs."

"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."