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Joke of the Day

"I cheated on my taxidermist girlfriend. Now I'm stuffed..."

"Chuck Norris died yesterday. He's fine today."

"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"

"What does an elephant and a carton of milk have in common? They both cum in quarts"

"I was going to go camping for vacation... But I think it's too in tents for me..."

"I would like to order a sandwich.. Oh wait. Wrong sub"

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plain? A pilot, you fucking racist."

"[explain this joke] Phil Hartman ""what's the word on the street?"" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X2hqdOMxyM&t=9m34s different version http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0500148/quotes?item=qt0199251"

"What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus..."

"What's a junkie's favorite videogame? Need for Speed."