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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, man, just called to see when you're going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too."" -Radio Stations"
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"I love the smell of abandoned commercial manufacturing plants. I find it to be a pleasant old factory experience."
"Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough."
"Is that a banana in your pocket or... oh wait that is a banana. Sir I'm with super market security. Please come with me."
"""Members of the jury, how do u find the defendant?"" ""we... can't find him at all"" ""DAMMIT THIS IS THE 3RD MURDER WALDO HAS GOTTEN AWAY WITH"""
"Studying abroad: Spending months in another country. Studying a broad: Spending months Facebook stalking Ashley."
"*Husband buys me flowers* Me: Aw sweet, but don't waste money on things that are going to die. Him: But you keep buying the cat food."
"My girlfriend can manipulate the muscles in her fanny to make a shag feel like a blowjob. Ironically, when she uses the muscles in her mouth, she sounds like a twat."
"I wonder if internet commenters ever get tired of solving the world's greatest problems."
"What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time :D I'm not funny (._.)"