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Joke of the Day

"Husband: ""Lost my keys again."" Wife: ""It's in your Jeans."" Husband: ""Come on, Why do you have to Drag my family into this!"""

"Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television? Because the white balance was off on the camera."

"What's a metaphor? Winning the game tournament!"

"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"

"Sometimes you have to put your phone down and take a look at what's around you.. And wonder how you drove your car into a swimming pool."

"As I looked at the liposuction tube I realized it could be used to strangle someone... ...making it a weapon of mass reduction."

"TWA airlines flight Hostess asks ""TWA coffe sir?"" ""I prefer T thanks!"""

"Scientist have found out that birthdays are healthy. Scientists have discovered that people with more birthdays tend to live longer."

"I was masturbating when I heard some one scream ""Help"". So I came as fast as I could."

"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"