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Joke of the Day
"1 fist bump from a cool black dude = 5 years of my white parents loving me."
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"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"
"Do you know what ""clitoris"" is in French? Me neither, but I had it on the tip of my tongue yesterday."
"An avocado-wife is giving her husband the silent treatment Husband: ""I said you were the good kind of fat!"""
"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"
"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's when you mean one thing but fuck your mother."
"Why did the Tinman not go to the ball? His heart wasn't in it."
"How can you tell ignorance from indifference? I don't know and I don't care."
"Me: We need some ham. Her: I just bought a pound of ham yesterday. Me: Are you going to judge me, or are you going to buy some ham?"
"REP: we are pleased to provide u with the highest level of customer service! ME: oh sorry, got the wrong number. was tryin to call comcast"