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Joke of the Day

"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."""

"How do you know when a politician is lying? Their mouth is moving."

"Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform ""Under Pressure""."

"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid."

"Car company executives must have the best memories in the world because GM recalls everything."

"What did the cannibals do with the midget? Put another shrimp on the barbie."

"I don't go to the circus. Not because I'm scared of clowns, but because I'm scared of people who go to the circus."

"My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours. I said, ""Why are you so upset? It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."""

"Magic School Bus Movie Don't get your hopes up"

"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."