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Joke of the Day

"Useful information: don't turn around if a woman throws a shoe at your back. Because more than likely the other one is in mid flight."

"Gang rape... ...5 of 6 people will enjoy it."

"As I rowed my little boat Toward the river shore, A small black bird kept me from landing, Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""

"Jesus Saves ... and Esposito scores on the rebound!"

"Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon"

"What video game does hitler play? Mein craft"

"Jesus was definitely a black man. He never once saw his father"

"Thought for today: Each day is a gift from God ... but not Monday, it was regifted by Satan."

"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"

"I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?"