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Joke of the Day
"Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck? Everywhere."
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"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."
"Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching."
"A man walks into a drug store... And asks the druggist for two boxes of condoms. The druggist asks ""do you need a paper bag with that?"" To which the man replies ""hell no, she's good looking!"""
"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."
"My chess board grew a tumor Thankfully it's B-9"
"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......"
"What's a peasant's favorite sport? Serfing."
"Why do aliens only abduct white people? Because they are easier to see in the dark."