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Joke of the Day
"Why were the sneakers so sad? Because they had ten issues."
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"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."
"What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven't seen it)"
"Moscow cops Did you hear the one about why Moscow cops patrol in threes? One who can read, one who can write, and another to keep an eye on the other two ""dangerous intellectuals""."
"If I was a villain, my weapon would be a fan and a bag of eyelashes for blinding superheroes I'm a villain, don't ask how I get my weapons"
"If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit."
"why did the orange fail school? It couldn't concentrate."
"Hubs: * Hands me a broom* Make yourself useful Me: Flies away"
"There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose."