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Joke of the Day
"I ever tell you about the time I dated a midget? I was just nuts over her"
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"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."
"White trash girl How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."
"What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool? Bob."
"I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in."
"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"
"I want to open a resturant called ""I don't care"" So I could finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about."
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? A pounding sensation in your ass."
"""You made your bed now lay in it"" doesn't really sound like a punishment to me. I love laying in a freshly made bed. And other 5am thoughts"
"my mum didn't know I could make a car out of spaghetti. That was until I drove pasta"