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Joke of the Day

"Found my bra in the garden. Wish it was from wild sex but I think my cat dragged it out the cat flap."

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? Chances are if you didn't like it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."

"What's long, hard, and makes my ass hurt? The forty mile bike ride I finished."

"What is Chipotle most known for? - A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli"

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must want to change."

"""There goes my Baby"" by Usher... ...is a bad song to play at an abortion clinic."

"What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time."

"What's a clowns favorite thing to do? Children"

"If I must die someday, I hope it's in a burrito avalanche."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition."