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Joke of the Day

"""Sir can I ask you why you're smoking TWO huge cops?"" Blunt, i'm *turns to camera* Doing this tweet wrong *Blunt just stares in confusion*"

"I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?"

"How do you make a cat sounds like a dog? Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. *WOOF*!"

"What kind of soup do men have after sex? Split pee"

"My wife said she just seen 3 rocks running up the street! Boulderdash."

"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."

"I just flew in from Nova Scotia and boy, are my arms tired... From jacking it in first class the whole way."

"What do you call a bear with no hair? Bare"

"Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up."

"a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything"