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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up."

"My friend text me 'what are you doing now?' I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'."

"War is never the answer. Unless the question is ""What's never the answer?"""

"Why did the dog sit in the front seat of the car? Because the car had a sun ""woof""! Yes, I made this up myself. Yes, I have no friends."

"I quit smoking, drinking and chasing women... Worst 10 minutes of my life..."

"An apple a day... Keeps the non-binary away"

"Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair."

"Personal trainer: So what's your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I'm not the one taking"

"My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores me until she needs something."

"What do you call a women who has had a lot of sex? Her name #Feminist jokes"