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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up."

"An officer was fired for smoking cannabis and masturbating on the job. No name was given but he was a high wanking officer."

"I Have The Body of a 25 Year Old Supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer."

"What does a guy who's never had sex and feminists have in common they both get annoyed when you start talking about all the girls you've sleep with"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? One you pay $500 an hour to screw you. The other one has sex for money."

"My girlfriend likes to get f**ked in the ear Every time I try to stick my dick in her mouth she turns her head!"

"So I was applying for Art school... I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school."

"What do you call a rude German? A Deutsch bag"

"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""

"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."