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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish? Give it a couple test tickles"
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"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."
"Me: I feel skinnier today! Scale: Nope."
"I just completed a one month long diet... And all I lost was 30 days."
"My wife says ""I want to go... ...somewhere i've never been before."" I said, why not try the kitchen."
"What I bring to a relationship is pretty much the same stuff you can pick up at any hardware store."
"How are all these African-American's able to take off time from work to riot in Baltimore? Wait... nevermind"
"I just got to my Grandpa's house, we have a little talk about politics, and then he says we should watch something intelligent... And then He put on Fox News."
"Does anyone know what happened to Operation Baby? Last i heard, they had to abort."
"What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !"