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Joke of the Day

"How are all these African-American's able to take off time from work to riot in Baltimore? Wait... nevermind"

"Make librarians cry by calling it a ""Book Museum"" while taking pictures with your iPad."

"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it might be a grebe. Know your waterfowl."

"Girl, me without you is like the History Channel without World War Two."

"I accidentally just sent a kissy face emoji to my female boss... and now we wait for the call from HR on Monday."

"You know peanuts can kill a person! Well, they are nuts, after all!"

"One of the worst things about tweeting while driving is all of the people that seem to appear out of nowhere on the sidewalk."

"New cardboard AIDS test if your skin is darker than a piece of cardboard you probably have AIDS."

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die.....? ......EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"

"How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts ""Max!""."