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Joke of the Day
"Who is a penguin's favorite relative? His Aunt Arctica"
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"If Lance Armstrong can't keep his awards he should just take his ball and go home."
"And Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross. Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, i'll be back on Monday."
"Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles (tentacles)."
"The number of things I feel compelled to sniff before I buy, is slightly embarrassing."
"How does a coat steal something? They jacket"
"""Behold, a 3 headed cat"" ""um, its just 3 cats taped together"" ""Behold, a 12 legg...*tape rips, one cat runs away*..errr 8 legged cat."""
"HER: Are you free Friday night? ME: Let me check my colander. HER: Your... ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I'll be making spaghetti."
"What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs."