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Joke of the Day
"What do people and pizza have in common? If they're black, they can't feed a family."
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"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"
"What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now."
"What did the horse say when it walked into the bar? ""ouch..."""
"Happy National Alienate Several Friends By Calling One Friend Your Best Friend Day."
"What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!"
"Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium all of the above A: Number 4."
"Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska? Because of all the cold fission it has."