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Joke of the Day
"What do people and pizza have in common? If they're black, they can't feed a family."
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"The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat...It's watching what other people eat."
"Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?"
"I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop!"
"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? One or two thrown hard enough to the head should do the trick. Maybe one if it's really hot."
"What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there's no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it."
"Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault."
"What do you call a Roman transvestite? Ben-Her."
"What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird? One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin. ^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife."