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Joke of the Day

"You know why Trump fans are called Trumpettes? You only have to learn how to press three buttons, and then you can play 'em all day."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."

"what do you call a guy in love with a foreign girl? cuntaminated"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noeyedeer."

"What holiday do Jewish bridges celebrate? Passover."

"where does a Finnish child molester go when his ship sinks? Helsinki"

"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"Females will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times."

"What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker? BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!"

"What's got 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"