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Joke of the Day
"You know those kinds of Reddit posts that just frustrate you to death? [removed]"
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"Men's underwear should be called ""manhole covers"""
"Pet peeve. Toilets that flush 4 me the moment I stand. I'd like to see the work I've done before it's violently ripped from my view. #life"
"What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii? PUNCH!"
"You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts."
"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."
"Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof."
"My friend firmly believes that he's a solute I think he's diluted"
"LPT: If you crash into a parked car and don't have a paper and pen.. simply use a key to scratch your insurance details on to the bonnet."
"What did the physicist say when his wife wanted to go jewelery shopping? ""I don't have the energy for this."""