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Joke of the Day

"So, Facebook is celebrating its 10th birthday. What do you buy for the social media app that makes you hate everyone?"

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?"" After he received the pizza, he waited. ""Where's my change?"" ""Ah, change comes from within."""

"What do you get when you take the pee out of poops oops"

"What's worse than an unfinished joke?"

"Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it."

"Roses are red violets are take your clothes off"

"What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke? Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz"

"Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet."

"When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere"

"Pro tip: When quickly pulling into your garage to avoid your neighbor be sure your garage door is all the way up."