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Joke of the Day

"So, Facebook is celebrating its 10th birthday. What do you buy for the social media app that makes you hate everyone?"

"What do you call three crows? A crowd."

"If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights"

"How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series? 2016."

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"

"Here's a joke about the Reddit admins. [deleted]"

"Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing? Because he would just go home and master bait."

"Remember how they used to call Bill Cosby ""America's Dad""? No fucking wonder most of the country has daddy issues."

"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"

"can you start monday at 8? ""yes, thank you for the opportunity"" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? ""am or pm?"""