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Joke of the Day
"After months of practice, I can finally touch my toes. (By telling them that they are beautiful.)"
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"I made a song about a tortilla. [Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)"
"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"
"Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out...... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile."
"What kind of shoes do therapists wear? Issues."
"A man asked me if I could figure out how to operate a camera... I told him I'd look into it and give it my best shot."
"My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel."
"Thanks a lot bathroom doors with the gender written in weird symbols. I just want to pee, not solve a sudoku puzzle."
"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without xy."
"A man goes to a prostitute and later he finds out he has crabs. When he goes back to complain, the prostitute says ""It was only five dollars, what did you expect, lobster?"""