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Joke of the Day
"Saw a guy masturbating on the bus today... Where does he get off?!? (credit to Hampton Yount)"
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"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"You should never use the word ""nutsacky"" when describing how a newborn baby feels."
"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."
"""Maybe again but kind of bad?"" - sequels"
"A bold move... **move**"
"#BPMovies 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea."
"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."
"A man and a little boy walk into the woods... the little boy says, ""It sure is dark and scary!"" The man looks at the boy and says, ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"How heavy is a hipster? One thousand instagrams"