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Joke of the Day

"Why did the audience hate the pedophile guitarist? Because he broke a G string while fingering a minor"

"Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !"

"What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56? Gifted."

"What comes before the main violinist? ... Entree Rieu"

"Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital? He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)"

"Adblock can't melt Ellen Pao."

"Guys my calendar is really sick.. I think its days are numbered."

"What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9"

"What is a nickname for any black man? Tripod, because they have an extra leg.."

"What idiot decided to call it chewing tobacco instead of chewbacca?"