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Joke of the Day

"My wife just left me because I spent our life savings on a penis enlargement... She couldn't take it any longer"

"I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however, it churned out to be butter."

"What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?"

"[Spoilers] Critics asked Stan Lee. . . . . . why Captain America won the war. He simply replied ""Tony Stank"""

"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer? Some adults like lawyers."

"There was an ignition recall on my new car.... I guess we're off to a bad start."

"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."

"Have you ever looked at someone's phone's selfie wallpaper and look at the owner and look again at their selfie and back again to the owner?"

"My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch he wasn't too happy when I came back with his daughter."

"What does a deaf math nerd speak? Sine language."