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Joke of the Day

"Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap."

"Why should you never shower with Pokemon? Because he may Pikachu"

"My friend lost his toes in a car accident, so I punched him in the face I'm lack toes intolerant"

"Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!"

"What is the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."

"How do you call a cow with no legs? You don't, because cows don't have phones."

"Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa."

"I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong"""

"What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."

"My boss called in sick today He must have went to Disneyland."