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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the UN and ISIS? The pension package."
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"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."
"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."
"A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted."
"Scientists have invented a way to send messages to alternate universes... ... they are calling them ""parallelograms""."
"What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them."
"What's the best part about dating 26 year olds? There's twenty of them."
"Phil Collins' ""In The Air Tonight"" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart."
"I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur"
"Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks."