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Joke of the Day
"I'm starting a fight club... First rule is tell everyone you know because I have no members yet"
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"What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !"
"Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying People ask him how he does it and he tells them, ""Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing""."
"My relationship is complex part real, part imaginary."
"Twitter is the ideal medium for people who think of something clever to say five minutes after the opportunity has passed."
"What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery? Only one cannoli."
"What do you call a Greek stripper? Popalottapus"
"What do you call a blonde geek with cancer? A dumb terminal"
"I went to a seafood disco last night Pulled a mussel"
"what's the best part of living in Sweden? Well, the flags a big plus. edit: FUCK meant Switzerland"