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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France? French Toast."
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"incredibly rude how everyones out with their dogs rubbing in the fact they have a dog"
"What do cats read Mewspapers"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."
"Clint Eastwood walks into a bar... The barman says ""What would you like?"" And Clint Eastwood says ""A Dirty Harry"""
"I had an issue with my XBone suddenly breaking & emitting smoke... I wasn't too disappointed that my XBone crashed and burned but I couldn't stand the fact that the smoke was even in low-res"
"I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? (snicker) *You don't know?*"
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome."
"Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!"