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Joke of the Day
"What do cats read Mewspapers"
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"Why are people in jail always mad? Because they are constantly butt-hurt."
"Do they still call it hump day in prison?"
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""
"My friend begged me to stop playing Wonderwall I said maybe."
"I miss you like an idiot misses the point."
"On the one hand, when I masturbate, I feel like I'm cheating on my wife... ...but on the other hand, I don't."
"Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you."
"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"
"[party] ME: I'm uncomfortable BF: Just mingle ME: Do I introduce myself? BF: We're at your family reunion"