162112
Joke of the Day
"FERRET OWNERS: EITHER GET A CAT OR A SNAKE STOP TRYING TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE"
Next Joke
"A rapist, a con-artist and a fascist walk into a bar... The bartender says 'What'll it be Mr President?'"
"Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs"
"Why do ducks nod their head when they walk? They're listening to duckstep!"
"Why are Japanese people likely to be cannibals? They eat ramen!"
"Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher."
"What did the Nazi say to the pregnant Jew? I see you have another Jew in the oven."
"Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday- Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves."
"Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet? A nut house."
"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."