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Joke of the Day

"One day a man was making a password... He tried the password ""my penis"". The laptop said, ""Error, not long enough."""

"Why was 4 afraid of 5? Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word."

"""Congrats Lobster Boy, u got the job"" [Lobster Boy goes in for the handshake but cuts his employer's hand clean off]"

"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."

"Well this is new. A pigeon just shit on my phone as I was texting."

"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."

"What did the cow say under its breath? Utter."

"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."

"What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar? A man with unfinnished buisness."

"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."