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Joke of the Day

"Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups... They're probably Ghana do it again."

"PayPal is spinning eBay off into its own company. After several years, PayPal finally got tired of living with a hoarder."

"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."

"Sick and tired of birds going to any concert they want for free. Maybe get a job and buy a ticket like the rest of us."

"What do you call a con artist panda? A bamboozler"

"Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights."

"what's worse than messing up a puchline to a joke To get to the other side!!!"

"My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks."

"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?"